December 16, 2006

If only HAT could...

  1. Attend the Sound of Music sing-along (in character? maybe, maybe not)

  2. Join Garrison Keillor on A Prairie Home Companion (failing that, singing in the audience, with gusto)

  3. Climb the Great Wall of China

  4. Play with the Boston Philharmonic (harp? timpanis? some sort of reed instrument?)

  5. Go on tour with Cirque du Soleil

2 comments:

Kim said...

You're really kind of forgetting about the best instrument, which is of course the trombone. Really, if you had trombone skills, you could do any one of these things. I get asked to travel with Cirque de Soleil all the time because of my trombone skills, but I can't, because the clown acrobats freak me out.

hat said...

The xylophones are far superior, says the xylophone player.