Stocking up on Toilet Paper like it's my Lipstick Effect

You've heard of the Lipstick Effect? Well, I can't afford to think of cosmetics. Because, well, I can go without lipstick but I can't go without toilet paper. No sir.

And while my friends who look at my TP stockpile laugh like I'm a crazy old woman, I can safely say that I will never, ever run out of toilet paper. Not even if THE major earthquake hits.

So there.