January 25, 2008

Thigh Tiles


See these tiles on the roof of one of the castle buildings? Their shapes were formed by placing them over women's thighs. That's how they did them in those days. Imagine if we had to make tiles by hand nowadays -- shaping them over the thighs of runway models would mean disaster -- they would be so small, you might as well have a sunroof or a skylight. Now, I'm not saying that they wouldn't be usable; I'm just saying you'll need less tiles if you shaped them using my thighs or perhaps the trunk of an elephant.

January 23, 2008

The Great Hall


This is the Great Hall at Castello di Amorosa, designed in the styles of other Great Halls found in castles in 11th-14th century Europe. The room is beautiful. The muted colors are highlighted by chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. Along one wall are scenes of lovers embracing, and along the other are scenes of the peasant life. Long oak tables run the length of the hall creating a T where guests would sit to enjoy lavish meals. The Great Hall is where royalty dine, where guests of honor dine, and where folks like me will never dine. WE would be stuck in the kitchen, if not in the dungeon.

Petticoat Duel

Last night, I heard on Jeopardy an interesting question/answer bit of trivia that intrigues me greatly.

Apparently, back when duels were still "in", two women dueled one another b/c one woman dared question the other's age.

Hmmm... I begin to think I shall use it as a valid response to any future inquiries about my age. Anyone who wishes to know how old I am will only receive a response after we have successfully determined the winner after a round of dueling.

Let it be so.

January 21, 2008

Cranium & Dessert Nite

Last night, we got together for a rowdy, rompous evening of Cranium and Desserts. The preserved persimmons and popcorn weren't popular but pumpkin seeds and pizza were big hit. Although I was thinking of Late Harvest from Castello di Amorosa, we opened a bottle of Dolcino, which is, truly, delightfulness bottled in glass.

Highlight of the evening? Light, fluffy pound cake topped with vanilla bean ice cream, drizzled with chocolate cabernet sauvignon from Robert Mondavi. Heaven.

We woke our neighbors at midnight -- possibly from Paco pounding on the wall during the charades part of Cranium. I also never knew that one could possibly sculpt Victoria's Secret lingerie from play-dough. Not in that fashion. Plus, I discovered to my chagrin that I can actually eek out a recognizable version of Over the Rainbow.

Pretty Woman has never been hummed in such a spectacular version either. Nor YMCA. And, don't laugh, but I can spell backwards -- at three letters a minute. Oh, hippopotamus has three P's, ladies and gentlemen. Three. I cannot draw cartwheels, but I can act out kindergarten in two guesses.

A fine evening of class, elegance, and sophistication it was not. But it was so much fun making a fool of ourselves.